Ask Me, Ask Nicely

A contradiction of a human being. A quiet vixen with a loud soul and a humble heart. I'll never be ready for what Life has to offer, but I hope Lady Luck will be my guide into the road to meet Happiness.
Ain’t no mother fucking chill

Ain’t no mother fucking chill

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2 days ago
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smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

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3 days ago
106,529 notes

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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3 days ago
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sodomymcscurvylegs:

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

I FUCKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME THIS MAKES AROUND TO MY DASHBOARD!

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2 days ago
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monicalewinsky1996:

brooklynboobala:

monicalewinsky1996:

Just me and some pals flaunting our perfect bods

I love that this has almost 12k notes and I really hope that the majority of commentary has been positive because it is a fucking awesome image.

its a surprising number of young gay men captioning it “me”

monicalewinsky1996:

brooklynboobala:

monicalewinsky1996:

Just me and some pals flaunting our perfect bods

I love that this has almost 12k notes and I really hope that the majority of commentary has been positive because it is a fucking awesome image.

its a surprising number of young gay men captioning it “me”

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2 days ago
52,090 notes

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

DAMNNNNNN

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3 days ago
179,507 notes

taco-bell-rey:

Reading a long ass post and finding out its not funny at the end

image

image

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3 days ago
98,824 notes